Rift Mob:Calwyn the Shambler  

Calwyn the Shambler, Meridian, Orphiel's Spire

Every three minutes, Machinist Calwyn and Machinist Hobart do a little act.

Machinist Hobart: Your turn to test the transmogrifier!
Machinist Calwyn: Errrm. Fine, fine!... I will go forward boldly in the name of science!
Machinist Hobart: Wonderful! If all goes according to plan, you should be transmogrified into a proud lion! Radials calibrated... And, go!
Transmogrifier: Zap!
( Machinist Hobart: Results... Not exactly expected.

After a few seconds, Calwyn returns to being Machinist Calwyn.