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Finally, 2321 posts... |
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May 14th, 2005 |
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[quote=Nobby]Here you go mate.
[link=https://everquest.allakhazam.com/uf/Nobby/nobbys_perfect_map.jpg]Nobby's Perfect Map[/link] [/quote]
Only in [link=https://everquest.allakhazam.com/uf/MentalFrog/nobbys_world.jpg]Nobby's World[/link]! |
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Roses... |
Darqflame |
May 19th, 2006 |
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So how many of you have been sitting at work and received a dozen long stem roses?
Did you cry? Were you embarrassed? Did you get oooh's and aahhh's from coworkers? Jealous remarks?
And for the guys, do you enjoy doing that to your woman? How does that make you feel that you made your female |
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What the Asylum is really for |
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Jun 17th, 2006 |
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Cool now make this one a 5. |
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AABC |
Nobby |
Jul 13th, 2006 |
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I have decided that this forum could learn a thing or two from Her Britannic Majesty's United Kingdom, and needs a Royal Family.
Despite a few claimants to the throne, no-one since a certain laptop-stealing [:queen:] Queeny has held the role effectively.
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Hitler MUST have done something right. |
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Oct 23rd, 2006 |
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[quote]Within the context of the forum administration? Sure. It's their playground and if I don't like it, [b]I'm welcome to take my three bucks and go home[/b].[/quote]
Well considering you could use this three bucks to aid your children to whom of which you have no custody over, and considering |
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So what did you get? |
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Dec 26th, 2008 |
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[quote=Mindel][quote=The Great BrownDuck]I got $50 bucks. I'll probably pass that on to Alexa tonight at the titty bar. Or maybe I'll buy a new shirt.
I haven't decided.[/quote]Get a shirt on sale and take your change in singles. One stone, two birds.[/quote]
F'in genius. Do you like titty bar |
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Cook-along-a-Nobby |
Nobby |
Mar 30th, 2009 |
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Thanks to Ashonmytomatoes for aggregating my food suggestions. [:blush:]
Given that he took the time to do that, it seemed the least I could do was to pull them together into a single post.
All of the recipes are my own, although many of the processes and preparations are adapted from traditio |
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10 facts about yourself others probably don't know |
Nobby |
Aug 31st, 2004 |
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1) I cannot pronounce the letter 'a', or indeed any vowels
2) A childhood accident left me with a permanent yet inexplicable hat
3) In my previous life I foolishly believed in reincarnation
4) Last year I entered the "World's Biggest Loser" competition and came 2nd
5) My name i |
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Yeah, let's make fun of wounded veterans... |
Nobby |
Sep 2nd, 2004 |
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[quote]I'm not criticizing members of the military.[/quote] [lg]YES YOU F[i][/i]UCKING ARE![/lg]
You parasitic dribble of septic rat-p[i][/i]iss. I am f[i][/i]ucking sick of your endless, whiny parotting of 3rd-hand rumours, slandering of combat veterans, defence of proven cowards and lack of an |
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The morning commute and daily drivers |
Nobby |
Mar 23rd, 2005 |
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Now I think I may have just declared a [b]Nobby's Law[/b][sm]TM[/sm]
At work, I regularly sit in meetings where people whine about something that hasn't happened. I then point out that they were responsible for making it happen.
I have labelled these "I am sh[i][/i]it" speeches.
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T3h C4st1ng C0uch |
Nobby |
Jul 27th, 2005 |
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Nobby Enterprises Inc are now casting the 2005 Nobby's Christmas Fanasia.
Last year it was [link=https://everquest.allakhazam.com/journal2.html?user=211220&mid=1103067500793838110&num=1][b]Nobby's Christmas Carol[/b][/link]
This year (Yep, I'm planning early) I thought that [link=http: |
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In which Jophiel discusses "The Flame" |
Jophiel |
Apr 28th, 2006 |
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These are the rules of The Flame. They do not attempt to teach how to flame, but rather define how the flame operates:
The flame is, at its core, the most basic method of establishing hierarchy in the internet community via aggressive means. While one can establish reputation through knowledge, |
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Posting by Numbers |
Nobby |
May 18th, 2006 |
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"[b][Blue]Nobby's Standard Response Kit[/Blue][/b]" [sm]tm[/sm]
#1 - I'd hit it
#2 - FTFY
#3 - gbaji - use fewer words
#4 - Aww. C'mon. We've all done it.
#5 - What is this "dentistry" of which you speak?
#6 - F[sm]U[/sm]ck off Katie
#7 - Stop being an c[sm]U[/sm]nt!
Those 7 alone accoun |
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In the Porn Industry? |
Nobby |
Jun 14th, 2007 |
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[quote=gbaji]Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate ve |
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New users, The sandbox, and xenophobia. Yeah. That post. |
Nobby |
Sep 4th, 2008 |
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People! People!
Do Not Feed The Troll! [:rolleyes:]
Even an Admin can fall foul of the urge to briefly put away the model lolwarships, untuck his e-peen from his arse-crack and wave it majestically like a chimp psyching himself up for a world class session of poo-flinging.
[i]Ooh Kaolian! |
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Neda made me look. |
Nobby |
Jun 22nd, 2009 |
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[b][controversy][/b]
An election was held in Iran. Yes. An election. One of those Western Democratic process thingies.
The result that was announced was that Ahmedinajad won. Funnily enough, before the election, all the smart money was on Ahmedinajad to win. The man had developed a cult, as |
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Michael Jackson Dead |
Nobby |
Jun 25th, 2009 |
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Out of respect, I'm going to wear a white armband that used to be black |
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Nobstradamus |
Nobby |
Jun 29th, 2009 |
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For those who believe that Nostradamus had visions which foretold the future, and then recounted these prophecies in verse form, allow me to share my mystic prescience:
1. 11th July 2009
Held high in office, lauded by peers and compatriots
Fallen in shame, his name sharing the gutter with rat |
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Things I've learned this week |
Nobby |
Aug 3rd, 2009 |
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[quote=Lady DSD]I want to read the review!! C&P Nobster![/quote]Eventually found it on my laptop:
Names changed to protect the innocent (and to avoid the editor's ire)
[quote]{Name of a local town:- let’s call it Anytown} has yet to become renowned for fine dining, despite a growing num |