Are you a submissive soul expecting some sadistic madman to firmly grab your ***, spit in your face and tell you what to do? It can happen, but you sorta have to give out the right signals first. Send me a private message or reply to this thread and I'll look you up ingame and force you to help me kill Mysticmaker Profblix, Ose, Sewer Syrup, Ruby Quadav and Charybdis among other notorious monsters. I'll also force-feed you poisoned pebble soups and poke you with the elemental staff that is strong to the day I'm poking you on. Whatever gets you off. As long as I get these damn items.
Yes I can solo some of the NMs I need. I'm just so sick of getting outclaimed, or vastly outnumbered. I'm also sick of spell interruption three times in a row, getting killed by easy prey crabs. Or convert deaths, lord knows they happens more often than I'm willing to admit. I'm pretty sick of the whole game. I've lost a lot of motivation lately, and I'm going to take out all this frustration on you! That is, if you fit the category of deprived ***** I'm seeking.
Don't worry, dear flamers: You're a quite different type of deprived ****, so I didn't ask you to come. Don't go there. I know you have a lot of negativity to state under this post, but if you still have to type it down, please be a bit original.
Thanks for the attention. Your sadistic, deprived **** truly: Stackdump
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!!! my psychologist says i have masochistic tendencies, does that count?!? :D
^^ i'd be happy to join you, Stacks, but i may lot on some of the items you mentioned if you don't beat me first ~.^
-- Atrius
^^ i'd be happy to join you, Stacks, but i may lot on some of the items you mentioned if you don't beat me first ~.^
-- Atrius
Atrius~~
That's not funny! Don't be dumb :P
That's not funny! Don't be dumb :P
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and poke you with the elemental staff that is strong to the day I'm poking you on.
That made me chuckle.
Mmmm yeah Atrius, having a WHM/ while killing Ose would be sweet. Other than that it would be nice to just have someone friendly around me while camping stuff. I'd love to camp stuff with you, like the new WHM clubs on the ferry or stuff, I just don't know what my friend list wants unless they tell me hehe. I wish some of the NMs weren't so damn hard to claim though. Seems to be so much about the claim, that the kill itself is easy in comparison. Which is absurd, considering it's "Notorious monsters" - which is a name that gives me the feeling they're notoriously renowned for some special ability/difficulty level/spawn requirement (some crazy TP move, hard to beat or only pops during new moon + nighttime + darksday + everyone in the zone has to face the same direction)or a special drop (drops a ridiculously cool item, or something you have to kill to level a craft from 99 to 100 or otherwise) - but it seems that these notorious monster traits fades in comparison to how damn hard they are to claim. It's sorta sad, I'd say, but I s'pose if they were easy to claim and hard to kill people would have fight-bots instead of claim-bots hehe.
Now... *shuts up*
Now... *shuts up*
So theere is a ********* and a ******.
The ********* begs the ******, "Whip me! Whip me!"
The ****** just sits there.
The ********* begins to get antsy and yells "Whip me! Whip me!"
The ****** just sits there.
The ********* starts running around with tears welling up screaming "Whip me! Whip me!"
The ****** lights up a smoke and replys "Nah thats ok."
The ********* begs the ******, "Whip me! Whip me!"
The ****** just sits there.
The ********* begins to get antsy and yells "Whip me! Whip me!"
The ****** just sits there.
The ********* starts running around with tears welling up screaming "Whip me! Whip me!"
The ****** lights up a smoke and replys "Nah thats ok."
LOL stackdump <3
I hate camping alone, too~ I get bored and look on my bf's screen and then I lose claim :X
Look me up when you want to go camp stuff ^^
I hate camping alone, too~ I get bored and look on my bf's screen and then I lose claim :X
Look me up when you want to go camp stuff ^^
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So theere is a ********* and a ******.
The ********* begs the ******, "Whip me! Whip me!"
The ****** just sits there.
The ********* begins to get antsy and yells "Whip me! Whip me!"
The ****** just sits there.
The ********* starts running around with tears welling up screaming "Whip me! Whip me!"
The ****** lights up a smoke and replys "Nah thats ok."
The ********* begs the ******, "Whip me! Whip me!"
The ****** just sits there.
The ********* begins to get antsy and yells "Whip me! Whip me!"
The ****** just sits there.
The ********* starts running around with tears welling up screaming "Whip me! Whip me!"
The ****** lights up a smoke and replys "Nah thats ok."
LMFAO!!!
that made me chuckle irl RATEUP!!!
I let people smack my bare *** with salmon steaks for leisure.
and I like it.
Sado or Maso?
and I like it.
Sado or Maso?
Any masochists out there?
yes.
every time i log on and see the same ******** everyday.
yes.
every time i log on and see the same ******** everyday.
Stackers, just let me know when you are going, and if I'm not in a linkshell event, I'll be glad to come along. It'll be fun to be able to do something with ya. :)
Yay! Atrius, Vivify and Tif has volunteered so far, and they're all at my friend list already!! Solitude, ye ugly old hag, ye be hav'n nil control of me from this moment! *runs to Auction House to buy a Spiked Belt +1* Let me turn to ye olde sweet mental and physical abuse well as degrading acts of sexual nature, building me ego till it towers as high and mighty as Babel's Tower once did! (and then all my brain cells suddenly starts communicating with new electrical signals, and they won't understand eachother and woah! synapsis overload - mental breakdown - institutional destiny, I welcome thee!)
I got tomorrow (Friday the 9th) off, figured I might take WAR24 towards 37 to get yet another viable subjob for RDM complete. (Yeah I know, but having some alternatives never hurt anyone, did it? Except maybe Hamlet, the indecisive prick...) It seems to become yet another one of those crazy gaming weekends. After that, the future holds nothing but uncertainty. I'm writing this from the hospital, and I might end up staying here for a while. Life's been treating me rather rough lately, or maybe I've treated life roughly (after all, i'm a ******, right?) so my psychiatrist told me it might be good to stop working and stay here in the loony bin on a more permanent basis. Well, temporarily, maybe a week or three months, who knows. But permanent in the sense it'll be all around the clock instead of just 8 hours twice a week. Heh. So, I might just disappear all of a sudden, if so, then this be the reason.
The ****** part might just be a control-freak thing... by whipping people till they're white with pain, and red with blood would probably be some compensation for lack of control in life. Oh well, the truth-seeking, hypothesy-making psychoanalyst and the suicidal crybaby (the characters in the play) trapped in the same mind. The plot thickens, and it might be time to shut up before it turns dull, old, cliché, everything we say we aren't despite the obvious facts dancing before our eyes, eh? Oh, and besides, I'm not really that sadistic. Not publicly, anyway... *folds his hands and says Mag-niiii-fiiicenthhhh! as Montgomery Burns would do*
Yours truly: Psychoanalyst, crybaby and walking contradiction,
Stack
I got tomorrow (Friday the 9th) off, figured I might take WAR24 towards 37 to get yet another viable subjob for RDM complete. (Yeah I know, but having some alternatives never hurt anyone, did it? Except maybe Hamlet, the indecisive prick...) It seems to become yet another one of those crazy gaming weekends. After that, the future holds nothing but uncertainty. I'm writing this from the hospital, and I might end up staying here for a while. Life's been treating me rather rough lately, or maybe I've treated life roughly (after all, i'm a ******, right?) so my psychiatrist told me it might be good to stop working and stay here in the loony bin on a more permanent basis. Well, temporarily, maybe a week or three months, who knows. But permanent in the sense it'll be all around the clock instead of just 8 hours twice a week. Heh. So, I might just disappear all of a sudden, if so, then this be the reason.
The ****** part might just be a control-freak thing... by whipping people till they're white with pain, and red with blood would probably be some compensation for lack of control in life. Oh well, the truth-seeking, hypothesy-making psychoanalyst and the suicidal crybaby (the characters in the play) trapped in the same mind. The plot thickens, and it might be time to shut up before it turns dull, old, cliché, everything we say we aren't despite the obvious facts dancing before our eyes, eh? Oh, and besides, I'm not really that sadistic. Not publicly, anyway... *folds his hands and says Mag-niiii-fiiicenthhhh! as Montgomery Burns would do*
Yours truly: Psychoanalyst, crybaby and walking contradiction,
Stack
Ah, almost forgot to mention. Just got back from an 11 day vacation so if I'm not answering when you send me a tell it's because I'll be going afk for the next few days a lot to finish unpacking and stuff. But on the bright side, I'm about 10 days away from another 11 days off of work with nothing planned, so if this project stretches out until then, I should be pretty easy to catch.
11 day vacation - and you'll be going afk for the next few days to finish unpacking. Women...
I mean - lol - how much did you bring with you for one and a half week of vacation anyway?
Anyway, I'll be looking you up and you'll see my tells on the reply list. Another thing that works well when you know you'll be AFK a lot is to go AFK in mog house, that way you'll be able to catch up with tells from anyone.
^^
I mean - lol - how much did you bring with you for one and a half week of vacation anyway?
Anyway, I'll be looking you up and you'll see my tells on the reply list. Another thing that works well when you know you'll be AFK a lot is to go AFK in mog house, that way you'll be able to catch up with tells from anyone.
^^
Mainly my husband's clothes. And we bought way too much stuff. Instead of unpacking it all at once, I'm washing it and putting away the dirty stuff so I don't end up with a huge mess. The clean stuff is good. :D
Yeah, I either go afk in my mh or a quiet area and I still filter my log when I get back and do a quick ctrl + r scan when I get back to make sure I didn't miss anything. I just hate leaving people hanging.
Yeah, I either go afk in my mh or a quiet area and I still filter my log when I get back and do a quick ctrl + r scan when I get back to make sure I didn't miss anything. I just hate leaving people hanging.
Give me a /tell in game if you need any help Stacky!
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...and poke you with the elemental staff that is strong to the day I'm poking you on...
Well man, I can't help you, unless you need a level 29 WAR/10 PLD.....but that was one of the first things on these forums that has made me nonstop laugh........
I love you
<-- Tries hard not to say anything about 29WAR/10PLD.
Drop me a /tell when you're going, and I'll try to help out! Kinda sad logging in everyday with nothing to do other than staring at my moogle.
Drop me a /tell when you're going, and I'll try to help out! Kinda sad logging in everyday with nothing to do other than staring at my moogle.
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Ragunax
Don't forget the CBT! (c*** and b*** torture)
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I let people smack my bare *** with salmon steaks for leisure.
and I like it.
Sado or Maso?
and I like it.
Sado or Maso?
Don't forget the CBT! (c*** and b*** torture)
ephewe wrote:
Ragunax
Don't forget the CBT! (c*** and b*** torture)
Quote:
I let people smack my bare *** with salmon steaks for leisure.
and I like it.
Sado or Maso?
and I like it.
Sado or Maso?
Don't forget the CBT! (c*** and b*** torture)
you two guys are funny! loved what you did to poor Rags myspace LOL how longn did it take him to figure that his profile name was Big ****?
reasons why one should lock their computer up before leaving their work area
Shaddap.
I'm always down for torturing things in game, so hit me up.
I'm always down for torturing things in game, so hit me up.
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LMAO! I will remember next time to log out before getting up Rags ;p
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