I appreciate the desire for an butt-kick, but I'll make sure to never give Elf that opportunity. As for coming back to Vana'diel. . .Never. I don't what happen when you played WoW, but I couldn't be happier. Even when I played both games, I told inviters I "don't understand english" or "I'm sleepy" in the afternoon just so I wouldn't distract myself from WoW. But you said you tried it and didn't like it, I wish more of you FFXI players would try other MMOs before knocking them down.
I won't go into specifics about what I like and don't like about the games to start an argument, but overall, the only good thing about FFXI was the friends I made.