The Great Upitupi
by
Upitupi
“I’m going to go to sleep,” I said,
“I’m going to go lay down in bed,
And dream of things like moogles and staves,
And “The Great Upitupi,” kicking some ***.
He’ll tank and he’ll pull
Nuke, melee, and cure;
The greatest tarutaru,
Ever seen in this world.
He casts Protect and casts Shell,
And Blink and Stoneskin;
Aquaveil, some Spikes,
Reraise and Regen.
On the mob he casts Dia,
But before that casts Bind
Silence and Slow,
Paralyze and then Blind.
The mob all enfeebled
And Upi all buffed;
He pulls out his club,
And starts busting the mobs nuts.
Mobs hit-points are falling,
Upi’s TP will rise;
Nails the mob with a Seraph Strike
Right ‘tween the eyes.
Then he’ll cast the nukiest nuke,
That you’ve ever seen;
Of whatever element,
The mobs proven to be weak.
…but sometimes the mob will get lucky,
And Upi will hurt;
But only for a moment,
Because then he’ll cast Cure.
The mobs, they will come
And the mobs, they will fall.
“The Great Upitupi,”
pawning them all.
And when the mob dies,
That’s just the start.
Sometimes Upi will dance on there corpse,
And cut out there heart.
And when he’s struck down,
And no ones around;
Reraise in effect;
Time for another round.
But it’s not all about battle,
The lady’s they love ‘em.
They all want to hold ‘em,
And kiss him, and hug ‘em.
He’s got a sister and brother,
Named poopy and tu.
100% Upi’s
and part of the “Upitupi Crew.”
And there’s Icedout, and Sensa,
And Devika’s there too;
Flipisntevil,
And the whole Axiom crew.
Because it’s more then a game,
And I’m sure you’ll agree;
It’s also about,
Community.
So straight from our hearts;
That is, Upi and me;
Thanks for being a part
Of our family.