Sharknado
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Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Pretty sure my pal owns Sharktopus, so I immediately posted this trailer to his wall 
Goddamn SyFy. 
Edited, Jul 7th 2013 7:33pm by Shaowstrike
Edited, Jul 7th 2013 7:33pm by Shaowstrike
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Goddamn SyFy.
Edited, Jul 7th 2013 7:33pm by Shaowstrike
Edited, Jul 7th 2013 7:33pm by Shaowstrike
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Is it wrong that my first thought was "Now how do I stat that up as a Pathfinder encounter..."?
Yeah. SyFy. Sigh...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
I don't know what your problems are, these movies are great. I'm sure I've laughed at more horrendous attempts at horror, but for the life of me I can't think of any. I didn't get to watch this one, unfortunately (though I did see Sharktopus) because it came on the same time as Burn Notice, and I'm not missing Bruce.
Edited, Jul 12th 2013 10:23am by lolgaxe
Edited, Jul 12th 2013 10:23am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
I'm not missing Bruce.
lolgaxe wrote:
I don't know what your problems are, these movies are great. I'm sure I've laughed at more horrendous attempts at horror, but for the life of me I can't think of any.
I think an Octonado would be more terrifying with all them suction-cupped tentacles swirling around.
That wouldn't fly on Shark-week however.
That wouldn't fly on Shark-week however.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Just finished watching this. In short, it was the greatest thing I'd ever watched. It was a lot like a comic book, where things for the most part look like real life, but the physics are just all over the place that there's absolutely no way to take it serious. I mean, there are twenty foot sharks easily swimming around fully submerged in shin deep water, a house on a hill top gets flooded by torrential rain fall, but besides the rain there's barely any water outside, and my favorite of a beretta shooting a thousand pound shark out of the air in a tornado. That gun had kick. I can't wait for Sharknado 2.
Edited, Jul 19th 2013 12:00pm by lolgaxe
Edited, Jul 19th 2013 12:00pm by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I liked how the sharks dropped out of the air as they were shot, like birds (rather than wind-swept shark debris).
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The fins give them excellent aerial mobility!
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
lolgaxe wrote:
Just finished watching this. In short, it was the greatest thing I'd ever watched. It was a lot like a comic book, where things for the most part look like real life, but the physics are just all over the place that there's absolutely no way to take it serious. I mean, there are twenty foot sharks easily swimming around fully submerged in shin deep water, a house on a hill top gets flooded by torrential rain fall, but besides the rain there's barely any water outside, and my favorite of a beretta shooting a thousand pound shark out of the air in a tornado. That gun had kick. I can't wait for Sharknado 2.
Edited, Jul 19th 2013 12:00pm by lolgaxe
Edited, Jul 19th 2013 12:00pm by lolgaxe
You think twenty foot sharks in shin deep water is bad? How about twenty foot sharks in buckets being used in a bikini car wash, or fire suppression systems in buildings, or slip and slides?
They had a shark movie marathon yesterday, and were advertising for Ghost Shark
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
TirithRR wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Just finished watching this. In short, it was the greatest thing I'd ever watched. It was a lot like a comic book, where things for the most part look like real life, but the physics are just all over the place that there's absolutely no way to take it serious. I mean, there are twenty foot sharks easily swimming around fully submerged in shin deep water, a house on a hill top gets flooded by torrential rain fall, but besides the rain there's barely any water outside, and my favorite of a beretta shooting a thousand pound shark out of the air in a tornado. That gun had kick. I can't wait for Sharknado 2.
Edited, Jul 19th 2013 12:00pm by lolgaxe
Edited, Jul 19th 2013 12:00pm by lolgaxe
You think twenty foot sharks in shin deep water is bad? How about twenty foot sharks in buckets being used in a bikini car wash, or fire suppression systems in buildings, or slip and slides?
They had a shark movie marathon yesterday, and were advertising for Ghost Shark
I... wow.
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Quote:
You think twenty foot sharks in shin deep water is bad? How about twenty foot sharks in buckets being used in a bikini car wash, or fire suppression systems in buildings, or slip and slides?
They had a shark movie marathon yesterday, and were advertising for Ghost Shark
*videos*
They had a shark movie marathon yesterday, and were advertising for Ghost Shark
*videos*
That is amazing...
Still not as hilarious a concept as Sharknado though.
75 Rabbit/75 Sheep/75 Coeurl/75 Eft/75 Raptor/75 Hippogryph/75 Puk
75 Scorpion/75 Wamoura/75 Pixie/75 Peiste/64 Sabotender
51 Bird/41 Mandragora/40 Bee/37 Crawler/37 Bat
Items no one cares about: O
Missions no one cares about: O
Crafts no one cares about: O
75 Scorpion/75 Wamoura/75 Pixie/75 Peiste/64 Sabotender
51 Bird/41 Mandragora/40 Bee/37 Crawler/37 Bat
Items no one cares about: O
Missions no one cares about: O
Crafts no one cares about: O
Love the sound effect they used where his head falls back down and is impaled on the bottle.
Edited, Jul 29th 2013 3:55am by Mazra
Edited, Jul 29th 2013 3:55am by Mazra
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
The difference is that we're supposed to believe the sharks in Sharknado are just regular sharks who just happen to be swept up in the biggest storm of all time and eventually in a tornado being thrown around. With a Ghost Shark, it can do whatever it feels like so it showing up in buckets and stuff is ... I want to say more believable but considering the movies ... Either way can't wait for that train wreck.
Besides, Sharknado and Ghost Shark are still more believable movies than Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs.
Edited, Jul 29th 2013 1:20am by lolgaxe
Besides, Sharknado and Ghost Shark are still more believable movies than Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs.
Edited, Jul 29th 2013 1:20am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
So I saw Ghost Shark. It was part of a Shark Movie Marathon, along with Sharknado, Sharktopus and Jersey Shore Shark Attack.
Almost peed myself laughing. When did the Sci Fi channel become this amazing?
Almost peed myself laughing. When did the Sci Fi channel become this amazing?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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