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#577 Oct 08 2015 at 10:06 PM Rating: Good
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#578 Oct 09 2015 at 7:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Should have this fight wrapped up around Christmas.
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#579 Oct 09 2015 at 10:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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I see what you did there.
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#580 Oct 15 2015 at 3:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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I see what you did there.
I don't.





Wait, what? Where am I?
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New comic up -- worth the wait!
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#582 Oct 19 2015 at 9:17 AM Rating: Good
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@#$% you, Jophiel.Smiley: mad

Edited, Oct 19th 2015 9:18am by Bijou
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#583 Oct 19 2015 at 9:38 AM Rating: Good
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Can't blame Roy. Who could have possibly guessed there would be consequences to being turned into an evil alignment creature?
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#584 Oct 19 2015 at 1:36 PM Rating: Good
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He may be smart, but he's still just a fighter. Questions of Alignment and the nature of turned undead are outside of his skill set. Probably. Honestly, I barely remember.
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Roy suspected that something's "up" with Durkon but Roy also (a) has a strong sense of loyalty and (b) isn't always great at someone else being right, i.e. Belkar.
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#586 Oct 28 2015 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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#588 Oct 28 2015 at 12:46 PM Rating: Good
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That's how I imagine going Super Saiyan would be.
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#590 Nov 06 2015 at 7:47 AM Rating: Good
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Was Roy's Sooper Seekrit melee attack he learned in "heaven" an spellcast disruptor or did it disrupt spells? I'm too lazy to go back and look.

ALSO: I forget if the talisman Durkon has for a neck piece has some awesome property or not? Too lazy to look that up, too. Smiley: tongue

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#591 Nov 06 2015 at 8:45 AM Rating: Good
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Get back out there and stall them for another minute or two!
Have them read this chapter. That should do the trick.
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Friar Bijou wrote:
Was Roy's Sooper Seekrit melee attack he learned in "heaven" an spellcast disruptor or did it disrupt spells? I'm too lazy to go back and look.


It just disrupts spells as they are being cast. So he can't whack the shell and blow it down or anything (unless his swords anti-undead properties apply somehow, but I doubt it).

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ALSO: I forget if the talisman Durkon has for a neck piece has some awesome property or not? Too lazy to look that up, too. Smiley: tongue


So like double plus good laziness! I think it's just a generic holy symbol. All clerics seem to have one. I don't recall that his had any special properties.

So... How will our heroes get around a field that nothing that is alive can enter? Hmmmm... I'd point out that arrows aren't alive, but that might just tick Roy off.
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#593 Nov 06 2015 at 5:39 PM Rating: Good
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So... How will our heroes get around a field that nothing that is alive can enter? Hmmmm... I'd point out that arrows aren't alive, but that might just tick Roy off.
Didn't he take a class on structural engineering or something? Seems like that might lend itself to solving the problem. Smiley: tongue
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Burlew mentioned before that Durkon was going to be a vampire for a while although who knows if that means in strip time (where the new book started a few days ago in strip time) or real time where this fight alone has been going on for weeks. But the vampire spirit also mentioned a Plan B.

My guess is that the demigods vote against Hel's expectations and the world is saved, however vampire-Durkon departs for now to go Plan B it up, leaving Roy to head to the Gate sans cleric.

Or, you know, maybe Roy just throws his sword or something.
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#595 Nov 09 2015 at 3:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Didn't he take a class on structural engineering or something? Seems like that might lend itself to solving the problem. Smiley: tongue


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My guess is that the demigods vote against Hel's expectations and the world is saved, however vampire-Durkon departs for now to go Plan B it up, leaving Roy to head to the Gate sans cleric.


Could solve both with one method. Technically, Durkon doesn't have to be killed for Hel's vote to not count, just not be in the chamber. Durkon already made a comment about how someone who just happens to be standing in the wrong spot when the floor collapses isn't technically an "attack", so Roy wouldn't even need to do it. The Mechane could blast a hole in the side/floor of the chamber, or V could toss a passwall in there (although I'd assume the structure is reasonably spell defended, so maybe not). There's a ton of possible ways to prevent the vote from completing as planned (including the aforementioned "the demi-gods are now aware of Hel's plan and don't vote as promised" one).

And it's possible a certain elf cleric and her trusty body guard might just volunteer to help save the world and whatnot, so it's not as much of a problem if they don't turn Durkon back in this section.

I kinda do see the potential for Durkon to continue as a vampire for a while longer. Heck. There was a whole strip devoted more or less to simply establishing that the vampire spirit couldn't grasp the concept of character development/change (Durkon wanting too much to "help" leading to trouble, and then later being so concerned about helping when not asked that he nearly let Roy get eaten). I'm not aware that this little factoid, which Durkon seemed to take pride in concealing from the spirit, has had any direct impact on the story. So from a character development/examination point of view, that storyline is still incomplete. Not that minor dangling plot lines has been an obstacle in the past though.

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Or, you know, maybe Roy just throws his sword or something.


Well, if we're talking about totally out there crazy ideas... How about Belkar shows up (yeah, broken record, sue me), as a totally souped up undead litch or something, with super duper powers, and proceeds to beat the stuffing out of Durkon (and maybe some other folks, who knows). But wait! How does that happen. Well, let's do some quick flashbacks:

Lee and his fellow directors presumably don't want Hel's plan to go forward either, but know the rules of the godsmoot don't allow them to directly intervene. So they use the short duration time with V's soul and pull V down to hell. They show V what's happening and then offer V a "bargain (s)he can't refuse". Providing her with massive necromantic abilities that will allow her to turn the crushed body of Belkar into a mighty undead creature of untold power (and whatnot). V reluctantly agrees, allowing the directors to affect things, while not themselves suffering the consequences. Any violations of the godsmoot rules will fall fully on Belkar and V, which may or may not matter if Belkar is sufficiently super powered. He 'saves the day'. And maybe Durkon still gets away for more character development (and "plan B"). Maybe the gods powers are disrupted somehow in the process (which may be part of the directors sinister plan all along anyway), who knows? I just know that super powered Belkar would be funny, and chaotic. And lots and lots of people will die. This would also wrap up Belkar's whole dying within the year bit as well. And now they'll be *two* undead characters floating around. Can you imagine!?


Or... Maybe something else will happen. Cause you know, that's usually what happens.
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Burlew had to post a Cliff Notes of sorts because so many people were confused by the strip:
(1) There is a still a demigod cleric who hasn't voted. Hel's plan was to have the score be 4-2 before that one even got a chance to vote rather than hope for a tie breaker.
(2) The vampire on the ship is Gontor, the Exarch that Durkon killed
(3) Durkon turned Gontor into a vampire thrall using Malack's staff, same as Malack made Durkon into a vampire immediately.
(4) Gontor doesn't get a vote

I assume that Gontor is on the ship (in V's room no less) to steal the Orb of Teleportation, thus allowing Gontor and/or Durkon to head directly to the Gate to try and destroy it since that would require the gods to destroy/remake the world to contain the Snarl once more. Thus that being Hel's "Plan B" to get what she wants.
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That's the dwarf guide he vamped like five minutes ago in story time, if anyone's wondering. I had completely forgotten what he looked like in the intervening months and had to go back and check.

God damn it, Jophiel.

Edited, Nov 16th 2015 3:24pm by Kavekkk
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Jophiel wrote:
Burlew had to post a Cliff Notes of sorts because so many people were confused by the strip:
(1) There is a still a demigod cleric who hasn't voted. Hel's plan was to have the score be 4-2 before that one even got a chance to vote rather than hope for a tie breaker.
(2) The vampire on the ship is Gontor, the Exarch that Durkon killed
(3) Durkon turned Gontor into a vampire thrall using Malack's staff, same as Malack made Durkon into a vampire immediately.
(4) Gontor doesn't get a vote


Yup. It's kinda shocking how many people were confused by the strip, and asked questions in the forums which were directly answered in the strip itself. You know, simple things like counting could have resolved most of the confusion. The strip tells you there's 7 demigods, it shows you 6 of them voting, and Darkon even says "there's one vote left". Confusion arose I suspect because the 6th vote was obviously the one Hel was counting on to tip the scales. Lots of people confused about why it was the 6th that was the dramatic vote, and not the 7th, but I actually like that Rich avoided the obvious trope on that one. Also, it allows him to switch to the side plot (plan B) while still showing that the voting/drama/etc is going on. If he'd made it the 7th vote, the voting would be done, drama/questions/speculation about the vote would be finished, and folks would be wondering why people are still standing around in the Godsmoot doing nothing while plan B is being enacted.

I saw it as a good use of timing for the story, but apparently some folks didn't get that.

You'd also think fans avid enough to register and regularly post on the forums would be far more in touch with the actual story and things like immediately recognizing who the additional vampire was. It's not like there wasn't a ton of speculation on those very forums about whether Darkon had vamped some or all of the creed dwarves, so why was that such a surprise? Just struck me as strange, is all.

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I assume that Gontor is on the ship (in V's room no less) to steal the Orb of Teleportation, thus allowing Gontor and/or Durkon to head directly to the Gate to try and destroy it since that would require the gods to destroy/remake the world to contain the Snarl once more. Thus that being Hel's "Plan B" to get what she wants.


Yeah. This x100. Again, I'm a bit baffled by the sometimes bizarre speculations on that board. Hel's objective is to get the Gods to destroy the world so that the dwarves will die dishonorable deaths and become her souls and thus tip the scales in her favor power wise when they remake the next world. That's it. Plan A is to get them to vote to destroy it now. Plan B would obviously be to destroy the gate directly, thus forcing the Gods to do so in the brief period of time before the snarl starts eating everything (stated as 10 to 15 minutes, apparently plenty of time if the God's are prepared). Sending a few vampires to the Dwarf lands to vamp a few more seems like a silly plan and doesn't actually help her (and is probably not of sufficient scale to meet the prophecy about Durkon). Burlew has clearly established now that vampires are initially thralls; new vampire spirits with no free will under the control of the vamp who made them, with the real soul trapped inside. When released or their master dies, the vampire spirit is free to take full control, and will act based on the most dark/evil aspects of the trapped soul. Hence, Durkon's vampire spirit hated the dwarves for what they did, and eagerly sought out Hel for vengeance against them. But a happy dwarf who is vamped will be loyal as a thrall, but if killed will still result in his soul going wherever it would otherwise go (presumably to his god). If later released, said vampire might be evil, but would not necessarily choose to serve Hel (also stated clearly in the comic).

So Hel gains little at all by sending a squad of vampires into the dwarven lands to wreak havoc (and frankly, it's not like they'd do much), and would actually lose out since those who were vamped would have died honorable deaths, and thus if the last gate is destroyed (without her intervention), she'd lose those souls she would otherwise gain from doing nothing at all. So yeah, that scenario makes zero sense, yet it's repeatedly bandied about with complete seriousness.

The only logical plan B is the one that actually achieves her objective. Sure, if she could get the gods to destroy the world right now, she wins right now. But if she can get Darkon and a few vamp thralls to destroy the gate sometime later, she gains the same thing.

Here's my prediction:

Next strip will show the creed vamp stealing the orb, perhaps hastily due to alerting V via blackwing (questions arise as to whether he could destroy her spell book in the amount of time he'll have, probably not). He'll then gas form out with the orb. Next section (either second half of that strip, or the next) will show the final demigod voting no, thus apparently thwarting Hel's plan. Roy will then demand that the others help him destroy Darkon so he can be resurrected as Durkon, but Durkon will point out that the godsmoot protection applies to all representatives and bodyguards, not just for the duration of the voting itself, but from the moment they are designated as representatives to some period of time allowing them safe leave from the event (cause it would otherwise be a death sentence for some god's representatives if they could be killed the second voting is over, right? I mean, let's apply a tiny bit of logic here as to how a meeting including some hated enemies could possibly work). As Hel's representative, he's protected, thus he can only be destroyed by Roy himself. Ah... But then the dramatic return of Belkar occurs! (ok, maybe, but it would be great timing IMO). Things look bad for Durkon, as Belkar turns the tide. Then, after a strip or two of batttle, when it looks like Darkon is defeated, his thrall(s) show up, orb in hand, and "poof" (perhaps with Darkon in typical mustache twirling fashion, revealing that plan B is to destroy the last gate). Roy and Belkar express appropriate expletives, and then we move on towards how they're going to have to get to the gate, now to stop both Xykon *and* Darkon.

Of course, the usual caveats apply to any such prediction. Pretty sure the plan B thing will progress though. The details are what's in question.
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Or... We get a strip or two of attack of the plucky animal sidekicks!
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