lolgaxe had grown so rich, he wanted to retire. He took me to his cabin and he told me his secret. 'I am not the lolgaxe' he said. 'My name is Ryan; I inherited the ship from the previous lolgaxe, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real lolgaxe either. His name was Cummerbund. The real lolgaxe has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.
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George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.