Theo Dynamite
Theo Dynamite: Well, nobody's going to go out with *me*!
Pedro: Have you asked anybody yet?
Theo Dynamite: No, but who would? I don't even have any good skills.
Pedro: What do you mean?
Theo Dynamite: You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills, arena skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Pedro: Aren't you pretty good at Warcraft and stuff?
Theo Dynamite: Yes... probably the best that I know of.